As seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a groundbreaking 200-plus date sell out debut tour, lasting two years and spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.

Now he’s back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.

Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones or Penn & Teller, to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.

‘Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger’ – Evening Standard

‘Master of one-liners … his show consists of literally one liner after one liner, with one or two breaks for the audience to catch their breath before another assault on the laughter and muscles with the next segment’ – One4Review

Advance tickets cost £20. On the door on the night, they will cost £24.

Event Details

Doors Open at 7:15pm. Show starts at 8pm

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